Saving the World, One Killer Robot at a Time

Some reasons why killer robots are a bad idea.

Killer robots take jobs away from killer human beings.

Killer robots are a major source of greenhouse gases.

The planet already has Barbara Walters.
Killer robots would drive up the price of Hostess cupcakes, their major food resource.

Killer robots just don’t “get” Will Farrell.

Killer robots give love a bad name.

There is already a band called the Killer Robots, and it would be too confusing.

It is a proven fact that killer robots cannot distinguish friend from foe.
Killer robots are terrible drivers.

Killer robots have been known to leave abusive comments on my blog.

Did I miss any?