Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Did I Miss Anything While I Was Away?

I know I should apologize for my long absence, but since I am a big jerk, I won’t. I do appreciate all the kind things said while I was away. It’s nice to be missed. It almost makes me feel bad for not apologizing. Almost. I’ll go have a beer later to get over it.

Things between Mrs. Lefty and I have been good lately. There has, of course, been the sort of marital strife common to all marriages: getting on each others’ nerves, little arguments, throwing hammers and other hardware within reach, endless police visits to the house, probation, etc. Since we spoke last, my marriage has never been healthier. And I truly mean that. (Mrs. Lefty is currently unemployed again, though, so we’re back on that treadmill.)

Our kids, however, are another matter entirely. In fact, I’ll be writing about that on my BRAND NEW blog that Mrs. Lefty will know exists. That’s right. Long Relief has been an anonymous blog, but the new one will be far less so. Mrs. Lefty may even post some rants--I mean, “thoughtful commentary”--of her own.

If you have been a visitor to this site in the past, I will post on your blog with the new identity, and you can come check out the new blog. Please, though, do not ever (unless you want me to become chum in my next life) let on that Lefty is in any way connected to the new blog. I probably won’t make any new posts here after today, but I will keep it up as a disturbing reminder to myself of what can happen if I have too much time on my hands and don’t drink enough beer.

See you around.

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Anonymous The Retropolitan said...

I never gave up hope that you would come back.

So where's the new blog?

4:48 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

The new blog hasn't begun yet. Soon!

5:05 PM  
Blogger 180/360 said...

What a surprise to see you back on my feeder! Look forward to hearing about the new blog.

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Blogger Sturdy Girl said...

mum's the word. I expect a check.

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Blogger Guilty Secret said...

I'd love to read the new blog - it's nice to have you back :)

So, please come comment at my place when you have your new identity all set up!

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You're back!! Count me in... I'll go over and check out the new digs.

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Blogger Jennifer McKenzie said...

Man, I'd look at my bookmarks and think "I wonder if he'll ever make it back?"
And you did!!!
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I wanna read the new one!!

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