Monday, September 24, 2007

What's in a Name?

In lieu of my usual intellectually complex blog entry about global warming, economic theory and drinking more beer, I've decided to keep it light today. Also, it will give me more time to do actual work this morning.

This is from Allison at Planet Alien:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car) Sunrise Sonoma

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) Cherry Garcia Oatmeal Raisin

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) L-Sni (for "Lefty Snicket")

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Blue Hawk

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) David La Mesa

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) Sni-Le

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put "The") The Crimson Beer

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Norman Edward

9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy) Old Spice Peppermint Patty (I'd better keep my day job with a name like that.)

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ) Belinda Riley

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Kraft Kalamazoo

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower) Arbor Day Poppy

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”) Strawberry Shoelacey

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree), Number 22 Combo Oak

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your favorite hobby/craft, favorite weather element + “Tour") The Drinking Sunshine Tour ("Don't miss Sunrise Sonoma in The Drinking Sunshine Tour. It's the hottest ticket since Hitler in Springtime.)

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11 Comments:

Blogger Jennifer McKenzie said...

I'll be calling you L. Sni. "Yo L Sni! Don't be dissin' on one o' your peeps, man!"
Sonoma Sunrise? LOL.
These were great and not one I've seen before.
Hope work goes smoothly Yo.

5:22 AM  
Blogger Lefty said...

Yo.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Sizzle said...

riley is a cool middle name.

seems like if you join the witness protection program you will also be getting a sex change operation. bonus!

1:20 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

Number 22 Combo Oak?! Wow. Your parents were CRUEL. ;)

My Fly Girl name would be C-Cap. Which is pretty funny, because when Hoop and I get drunk I've been known to walk around saying, "C-Cap OUT!" like that dumbass Ryan Seacrest.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous g-dog said...

An alternative formula for stripper name is your first pet's name + the street name of your 1st address -

Some how Queenie 86th St. just doesn't sound that sexy - maybe that is why the formula fell out of favor....

yo, yo, yo, DJ Master L Sni's in the HOOOUSSE!

6:55 PM  
Anonymous xboxgirl said...

My rock star would be Hammy Ford.

I have a real old bottle of that Old Spice stuff...Out of all the candy in the whole wide world peppermint patty is your favorite? Oooook then.

11:56 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

siz--if you're gonna go undercover, wouldn't a sex change be a great way to hide?

C-Cap--yes, my parents were SO cruel to me. That's why I've turned out so bitter and spiteful.

But they also gave me my drop dead good looks, so I can't complain.

g-dog--unfortunately, neither formula works well for me. It's disappointing, because a good stripper name is the only thing preventing me from getting into that business.

xbox--and I suppose your favorite candy is something boring like Snickers or Milky Way? The P-Pat rocks!

9:21 AM  
Blogger FATSO said...

Your pornstar name: (your pet's name and your street name) Mine was Buddy Claremont....it totally rocks...

"see the FABULOUSLY endowed Buddy Claremont in action....with the bodacious and sultry Lola Elm...."

I'm just sayin'.

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