Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Saving the World, One Killer Robot at a Time

Some reasons why killer robots are a bad idea.

Killer robots take jobs away from killer human beings.

Killer robots are a major source of greenhouse gases.

The planet already has Barbara Walters.
Killer robots would drive up the price of Hostess cupcakes, their major food resource.

Killer robots just don’t “get” Will Farrell.

Killer robots give love a bad name.

There is already a band called the Killer Robots, and it would be too confusing.

It is a proven fact that killer robots cannot distinguish friend from foe.
Killer robots are terrible drivers.

Killer robots have been known to leave abusive comments on my blog.

Did I miss any?

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13 Comments:

Blogger Tink said...

FIRST. HA!

Omg, what will I say? The power has gone to my head!

11:44 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

Anywho...

Have I told you how strange you are, lately?

Killer robots don't drive. Duh.

11:45 AM  
Blogger g-man said...

Someone posted about a new wii game where you just go around murdering people with a hatchet. Is that where the killer robots come from?

12:19 PM  
Blogger Guilty Secret said...

Killer robots don't drink beer.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

tink--Have I told you how strange you are, lately?

I'm not sure whether this is a compliment or is meant to be abusive. Are you really a killer robot in disguise?

Also, I've always been strange. You just haven't noticed before.

g-man--actually, those hatchet murderers would be the ones competing with the killer robots for victims.

guilty--you have an excellent point; another reason killer robots are a bad idea.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Bre said...

Killer robots don't appreciate the wonder of my shoes.

Killer robots don't flirt with single girls in Philadelphia.

Killer robots don't say "Nope" to dope.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

bre--you're a GENIUS! Sorry about the Phillies. (Well, I'm not really that sorry.)

3:20 PM  
Blogger thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Killer Robots beat me at chess.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Killer Robots don't watch cable tv.

Killer Robots hate the NFL.





Freaks.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Have the T-Shirt said...

Killer robots cannot orgasm...poor them.

2:34 PM  
Blogger little miss mel said...

i think the stuffed robot is cute.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

third--try them at checkers.

jay--"killer robots are freaks" is yet another reason; they do, however, watch tennis on network tv.

t-shirt--really? How did you discover that?

mel--that's just deception to lure you close, and then WHAM! You're killed.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Jennifer McKenzie said...

Killer robots don't drink coffee.

You are strange, but that's what I've always liked about you.

8:32 PM  

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