You're As Old as the Radio Says You Are

I was listening to a morning show on the radio today. A woman called in hoping to receive birthday greetings from the hosts.

From her stated age and the way she spoke, I formed a picture in my mind of an aging woman desperately trying to hang on to her youth. Everything about her just seemed so...middle aged.

Then it hit me. She is exactly as old as I am. Actually, she’s younger, since my birthday was three months ago!