Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Bow Down to My Psychic Powers, Earthlings

I didn’t know I had it in me.

I drove to work this morning with two (yes, two) ceramic mugs of coffee in the cup holders. (I just hate to waste fresh coffee.) There is a corner near my office that has several giant potholes from a break in the water line a few months back.

Of course, as I bounced through the potholes, coffee spilled everywhere. (So much for not wasting fresh coffee.) I was, let’s say, more happy than if someone had kicked me in the balls, but less pleased than if I would have arrived at work with two full cups of coffee.

I thought, as I pulled into my spot at work, that I should call someone to get those damn holes fixed. I did nothing, of course, but drink what was left of my coffee and spend my working hours goofing off.

Then I went to lunch.

When I was driving back to the office after lunch, what did I discover but...the holes had been neatly patched up! You know what this means, don’t you? I have ESP. My thoughts caused someone else to fix the potholes.

Only one question remains: why doesn’t anyone else do what I’m thinking they ought to do?

19 Comments:

Anonymous Neil said...

Maybe your powers only work with potholes.

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Blogger LVGurl said...

I have a weird ESP thing going on. Sometimes I randomly think "I wonder when another celebrity is going to die?" And then someone does! It's scary!

Most notably, I was looking at a fashion magazine, and there was a picture of JFK Jr. and his wife. And I thought, "I wonder when a famous personis going to die." And his plane crashed a week later.

My friend Rob warned me, "Don't ever think that AND think of my name in the same time..."

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Blogger Lefty said...

Rob has an EXCELLENT point! (By the way, is he still alive? Or have you killed him already?)

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Blogger LVGurl said...

Ok, now I'm freaked out. Anna Nicole Smioth just died.

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Blogger Lefty said...

lv, stop thinking about other human beings before you kill us all!

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Blogger Lefty said...

mal--Five days later, and I've JUST gotten your comment. Good one.

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