The Seven Biggest Disappointments of My Life to Date

1. Pro wrestling is fake.


2. I have never had a date with Margaret Thatcher.


3. Two words: Beatles Reunion Tour.


4. My goal was to read through the entire dictionary by age 30. I am now nearing 40, and I am only on the word “abaft”. The dictionary is a lot less interesting than you would think.


5. Baseball Hall of Fame voters have bypassed Steve Yeager every year he has been eligible.


6. I have no superpowers.


7. Flying cars and jetpacks are not everyday accessories.