The Seven Biggest Disappointments of My Life to Date
- Pro wrestling is fake.
- I have never had a date with Margaret Thatcher.
- Two words: Beatles Reunion Tour.
- My goal was to read through the entire dictionary by age 30. I am now nearing 40, and I am only on the word “abaft”. The dictionary is a lot less interesting than you would think.
- Baseball Hall of Fame voters have bypassed Steve Yeager every year he has been eligible.
- I have no superpowers.
- Flying cars and jetpacks are not everyday accessories.