The Seven Biggest Disappointments of My Life to Date
- Pro wrestling is fake.
- I have never had a date with Margaret Thatcher.
- Two words: Beatles Reunion Tour.
- My goal was to read through the entire dictionary by age 30. I am now nearing 40, and I am only on the word “abaft”. The dictionary is a lot less interesting than you would think.
- Baseball Hall of Fame voters have bypassed Steve Yeager every year he has been eligible.
- I have no superpowers.
- Flying cars and jetpacks are not everyday accessories.
posted by Lefty at 12:55 PM
9 Comments:
You're such an underacheiver.
(Read a kid's dictionary.)
that dictionary one made me laugh.
heh.
I never thought to read a dictionary. Maybe I should take that up with all that spare time I have laying around!
1. Pro wrestling is not fake. It is an art form
4. What the hell is a dictionary?
I have a rhyming dictionary you can borrow - it may make it more poetic! :)
I think you're all making fun of one of the single most heartbreaking failures of my life!
And, Bre, what makes you think adding poetry would make it more likely I'd actually read something?
I love this may I steal it? :)
scorpy--yes; everything you see on this site is available on DVD and Blu-ray.
My husband loves Maggie. And Churchill. Bloody Brits! :)
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