Welcome to the Really Big Shoe
I feel terrible.
Most of the other blogs on my 25-Man Roster reveal something about the true identities of their authors. We know what Love Monkey's cats look like (old, ratty scarves), that Sizzle has had more hairstyles than Madonna, and that G-Man likes to wear clothes with American flags prominently displayed.
And Lefty? All you know is I look like the Tapatio guy without the moustache and hat
Today, it all changes. My anonymity will be shattered once and for all.
Of course, I can't give it all to you at once or the white hot awesomeness that is Lefty would burn you to a crisp or melt your face like the guy from the first Indiana Jones movie. I have instead decided to give you bits and pieces of Lefty, and you can collect them like baseball cards until you know exactly what I look like.
Here's the first...my left foot (or, rather, shoe):
This may take a while.
Most of the other blogs on my 25-Man Roster reveal something about the true identities of their authors. We know what Love Monkey's cats look like (old, ratty scarves), that Sizzle has had more hairstyles than Madonna, and that G-Man likes to wear clothes with American flags prominently displayed.
And Lefty? All you know is I look like the Tapatio guy without the moustache and hat
Today, it all changes. My anonymity will be shattered once and for all.
Of course, I can't give it all to you at once or the white hot awesomeness that is Lefty would burn you to a crisp or melt your face like the guy from the first Indiana Jones movie. I have instead decided to give you bits and pieces of Lefty, and you can collect them like baseball cards until you know exactly what I look like.
Here's the first...my left foot (or, rather, shoe):
This may take a while.
Labels: anonymity, pieces o' lefty, shoes
posted by Lefty at 5:52 PM
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