Friday, July 27, 2007

Welcome to the Really Big Shoe

I feel terrible.

Most of the other blogs on my 25-Man Roster reveal something about the true identities of their authors. We know what Love Monkey's cats look like (old, ratty scarves), that Sizzle has had more hairstyles than Madonna, and that G-Man likes to wear clothes with American flags prominently displayed.

And Lefty? All you know is I look like the Tapatio guy without the moustache and hat

Today, it all changes. My anonymity will be shattered once and for all.

Of course, I can't give it all to you at once or the white hot awesomeness that is Lefty would burn you to a crisp or melt your face like the guy from the first Indiana Jones movie. I have instead decided to give you bits and pieces of Lefty, and you can collect them like baseball cards until you know exactly what I look like.

Here's the left foot (or, rather, shoe):

This may take a while.

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Blogger little miss mel said...

nice to meet you size....11?

9:15 PM  
Anonymous xboxgirl said...

I don't have any baseball cards, so I guess I will collect your bits and pieces.

One left foot...check

11:40 PM  
Blogger Princess Banter said...

Well -- it is a rather good sign knowing that you don't wear white socks with black leather shoes ;)

7:36 PM  
Blogger Love Monkey said...

stop copying me.

4:26 AM  
Blogger Lefty said...

mel--nope, not 11.

xbox--the Lefty cards are best kept in a shoebox under your bed, wrapped in a rubber band.

banter--it's just an accident! I have absolutely no fashion sense at all.

monkey--I'm not copying! If I were, I would have posted pictures of your cats.

Hope you enjoy tomorrow's post about knitting.

7:57 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

I can tell by your socks that you're slightly off color. Your shoe indicates that you clean up nicely. The carpet in the background shows... Um... Yeahm that's all I got.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

tink--I'm more than slightly off. I do clean up well, but only rarely.

What about the angle of confidence of my foot? Or the air of authority in the way I tie my laces?

4:00 PM  
Blogger Jennifer McK said...

Well, finally we get something tangible.
*starts inputting picture into CODIS for identification*

4:41 AM  
Blogger Guilty Secret said...

He he he very funny post, Lefty :)

Can't wait to see the rest of the reveal unfold...

I'm going to link you ;)

7:38 AM  
Blogger Have the T-Shirt said...

I've always said you can tell a lot about a man from studying his left foot.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

jen mck--that sounds like something Jason Bourne would do.

guilty--thanks for the link; I'll return the favor; I still have room on the 25-man roster.

t-shirt--yes, doesn't it just scream intelligence and virility?

And thanks for stopping over; I've seen many a comment you've made at Dover's place.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous g-dog said...

you will warn us when you get to the picture of you wearing a pair of pants with a broken fly - won't you?

5:32 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

g-dog--if I'm going to reveal the true Lefty, then shouldn't I reveal the TRUE Lefty?

6:34 PM  
Anonymous brandy said...

Finally!! I feel like with this new photo I really can see inside your soul and get a glimpse of the real you.

8:51 PM  
Blogger SWF42 said...

Why does your sock have a pimple? :-D

7:18 AM  
Blogger g-man said...

I'll be saving all the bits and make one collage and we can see how close it is.. Do you like Picasso's work? :)

Brandy didn't you mean his sole? :) HA, I slay me.

8:52 AM  
Blogger Lefty said...

brandy--you probably expected that the real me is khaki, didn't you?

swf--it's just the horn that is growing out from my foot.

g-man--it will be one messed up collage; will probably scare the children.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous g-dog said...

hmm, the TRUE lefty, that may be TMI

6:39 PM  
Blogger Eileen Dover said...

Did your wife pick those shoes?

7:42 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

It depends, Dover. Do you like them or not?

8:25 PM  
Anonymous LVGurl said...

I have to make sure I'm still ON the 25-man roster. I read all your posts on Bloglines, but I'm having trouble circulating around to leave comments these days.

That looks like a size 13.

7:02 PM  

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