Tuesday, July 03, 2007

One More Story for Good Measure

I didn't tell you everything yesterday. I forgot the best (though hair-raising) story.

We took my mother-in-law to dinner Saturday night. A woman I know from work walked by our table. I said, "hello." She leaned down to give me a one-armed hug.

I turned my head to look at Mrs. Lefty as she said "hello," too. With the arm that was semi-trapped in the one-arm hug, I reached out to pat this woman's arm. It was my way of returning her hug while seated.

Except when I turned around, I discovered I wasn't patting her arm.

Yes, it was her breast.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous g-dog said...

AAAAA! OMG! Which one of you was most embarassed?

Hate to laugh, but that is funny...

3:26 PM  
Blogger Bre said...

Ack! You're a grope-y thing, aren't you?

3:29 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

g-dog--I pretended not to notice, and I'm not sure if she did or not. She didn't seem freaked out.

I would have laughed if it hadn't happened to me.

bre--hey now, it was an ACCIDENT.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous xboxgirl said...

Hey, two days ago I watched an episode of the 70's British tv show 'Fawlty Towers', in which the main character Basil Fawlty {played by John Cleese}, owner of the Fawlty Towers hotel, accidently flips the guest-lady's boob, while trying to fix a light swich....Anyway, that was pretty funny as well.

6:59 PM  
Blogger Jennifer McK said...

OH NO!!! Ooops! Did Mrs. Lefty see?

7:33 AM  
Blogger Sizzle said...

you are a class act my friend.

;)

10:26 AM  
Anonymous g-dog said...

You were touching her boobie - she noticed.. Unless, maybe it is a prosthetic boobie..

4:56 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

I really think I need a diagram. ;)

10:54 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

Btw, that's your cue to draw me one. Stick figures are fine. But if you use Playdough I'll award you 50 extra brownie points.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Lefty said...

jen mck--I don't think Mrs. Lefty saw; everyone at the table could have had a good view if they'd been looking in the right direction.

siz--thanks; "class" is my middle name.

g-dog--I don't think it was prosthetic, but I do think it was a bra with a lot of padding. Could that dampen the effect. It wasn't like I was fondling.

tink--I think I can come up with something.

3:33 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

Oops, missed you, xbox. I have a couple of episodes of that show on VHS, but I don't think I have the "boob flipping" episode.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

Plus, if bre or tink had been there, I'm sure they would have gotten a good photo of the moment. Then, no diagram would be necessary.

3:35 PM  
Blogger g-man said...

Is it wrong to laugh at that? :)

When my son was 2 we were teaching him to be nice to the cat. My friend Penny came over to visit and while she was holding the boy he was petting her breast saying "Nice kitty".

4:20 AM  

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