One More Story for Good Measure
I didn't tell you everything yesterday. I forgot the best (though hair-raising) story.
We took my mother-in-law to dinner Saturday night. A woman I know from work walked by our table. I said, "hello." She leaned down to give me a one-armed hug.
I turned my head to look at Mrs. Lefty as she said "hello," too. With the arm that was semi-trapped in the one-arm hug, I reached out to pat this woman's arm. It was my way of returning her hug while seated.
Except when I turned around, I discovered I wasn't patting her arm.
Yes, it was her breast.
We took my mother-in-law to dinner Saturday night. A woman I know from work walked by our table. I said, "hello." She leaned down to give me a one-armed hug.
I turned my head to look at Mrs. Lefty as she said "hello," too. With the arm that was semi-trapped in the one-arm hug, I reached out to pat this woman's arm. It was my way of returning her hug while seated.
Except when I turned around, I discovered I wasn't patting her arm.
Yes, it was her breast.
Labels: good ideas, invisible boobs, mistakes
posted by Lefty at 2:14 PM
13 Comments:
AAAAA! OMG! Which one of you was most embarassed?
Hate to laugh, but that is funny...
Ack! You're a grope-y thing, aren't you?
g-dog--I pretended not to notice, and I'm not sure if she did or not. She didn't seem freaked out.
I would have laughed if it hadn't happened to me.
bre--hey now, it was an ACCIDENT.
Hey, two days ago I watched an episode of the 70's British tv show 'Fawlty Towers', in which the main character Basil Fawlty {played by John Cleese}, owner of the Fawlty Towers hotel, accidently flips the guest-lady's boob, while trying to fix a light swich....Anyway, that was pretty funny as well.
OH NO!!! Ooops! Did Mrs. Lefty see?
you are a class act my friend.
;)
You were touching her boobie - she noticed.. Unless, maybe it is a prosthetic boobie..
I really think I need a diagram. ;)
Btw, that's your cue to draw me one. Stick figures are fine. But if you use Playdough I'll award you 50 extra brownie points.
jen mck--I don't think Mrs. Lefty saw; everyone at the table could have had a good view if they'd been looking in the right direction.
siz--thanks; "class" is my middle name.
g-dog--I don't think it was prosthetic, but I do think it was a bra with a lot of padding. Could that dampen the effect. It wasn't like I was fondling.
tink--I think I can come up with something.
Oops, missed you, xbox. I have a couple of episodes of that show on VHS, but I don't think I have the "boob flipping" episode.
Plus, if bre or tink had been there, I'm sure they would have gotten a good photo of the moment. Then, no diagram would be necessary.
Is it wrong to laugh at that? :)
When my son was 2 we were teaching him to be nice to the cat. My friend Penny came over to visit and while she was holding the boy he was petting her breast saying "Nice kitty".
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