Thursday, June 14, 2007

Father, Apparently, I Have Sinned

I was in the restroom this morning at the office and--HOLY MARMALADE, BATMAN!--my zipper broke.

I kid you not.

The Goddess of Pants is playing tricks on me. Or I need a refresher course in proper zipper use and maintenance.

Fortunately, this time I have a button to keep everything together.

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10 Comments:

Blogger Sizzle said...

just stay behind the desk lefty. everything will be ok. ;)

3:23 PM  
Blogger Bre said...

Maybe you need to start looking into elastic waistbands...

3:43 PM  
Anonymous g-dog said...

If you reject Bre's recommendation:
button-fly OR
velcro

5:24 PM  
Anonymous xboxgirl said...

I think you somehow piss-off the Goddess of Pants or she just was real bored.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Jennifer McK said...

I'm going to avoid the whole "Maybe it's just what's IN your pants that's the problem" and go with the mommy comment. Were you wearing pretty underwear?
*ducks flying office furniture*

6:22 PM  
Anonymous xboxgirl said...

..piss-off = pissed off....

6:23 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

siz--yes, carrying my desk around everywhere I went was very convenient.

bre--elastic waistbands, retiring to Florida and eating dinner at 4:00pm? You think I'm ready for that?

g-dog--except with button-fly, I'd have buttons flying everywhere all the time.

xbox--but what did I do to offend?

jen mck--good thing you avoided that comment; I was wearing VERY pretty underwear; they were Mrs. Lefty's best pair.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

Geez, man. Don't come near me with that bad zipper ju-ju.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous xboxgirl said...

Yes, that is the question.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Love Monkey said...

that's what you get for wearing the same pants for 18 years.

10:10 PM  

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