Father, Apparently, I Have Sinned
I was in the restroom this morning at the office and--HOLY MARMALADE, BATMAN!--my zipper broke.
I kid you not.
The Goddess of Pants is playing tricks on me. Or I need a refresher course in proper zipper use and maintenance.
Fortunately, this time I have a button to keep everything together.
I kid you not.
The Goddess of Pants is playing tricks on me. Or I need a refresher course in proper zipper use and maintenance.
Fortunately, this time I have a button to keep everything together.
Labels: clothes, goddess of pants, satan
posted by Lefty at 2:23 PM
10 Comments:
just stay behind the desk lefty. everything will be ok. ;)
Maybe you need to start looking into elastic waistbands...
If you reject Bre's recommendation:
button-fly OR
velcro
I think you somehow piss-off the Goddess of Pants or she just was real bored.
I'm going to avoid the whole "Maybe it's just what's IN your pants that's the problem" and go with the mommy comment. Were you wearing pretty underwear?
*ducks flying office furniture*
..piss-off = pissed off....
siz--yes, carrying my desk around everywhere I went was very convenient.
bre--elastic waistbands, retiring to Florida and eating dinner at 4:00pm? You think I'm ready for that?
g-dog--except with button-fly, I'd have buttons flying everywhere all the time.
xbox--but what did I do to offend?
jen mck--good thing you avoided that comment; I was wearing VERY pretty underwear; they were Mrs. Lefty's best pair.
Geez, man. Don't come near me with that bad zipper ju-ju.
Yes, that is the question.
that's what you get for wearing the same pants for 18 years.
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