One More Story for Good Measure

I didn't tell you everything yesterday. I forgot the best (though hair-raising) story.

We took my mother-in-law to dinner Saturday night. A woman I know from work walked by our table. I said, "hello." She leaned down to give me a one-armed hug.

I turned my head to look at Mrs. Lefty as she said "hello," too. With the arm that was semi-trapped in the one-arm hug, I reached out to pat this woman's arm. It was my way of returning her hug while seated.

Except when I turned around, I discovered I wasn't patting her arm.

Yes, it was her breast.

"Invisible Boobs Are Still Good Boobs"

Run--don’t walk--over to The Retropolitan. Yesterday he put up a contender for Absolute Best Blog Post in the Universe: “The Heimlich Maneuver Would Be Better if It Was More about Sexiness and Less about Choking on Food.”

Go see it. Shoo!

LATER TODAY: The definitive answer on the Pitching/Defense vs. Offense debate.