My Computer Is So Old...
- it runs on Windows 1900.
- the hard drive’s capacity is 300Gps (Giga papyrus scrolls).
- the processor’s speed is measured in knots.
- my monitor is an Etch-a-Sketch.
- instead of electricity, it uses steam power.
- the only game I can play on it is Pong, but that’s only if I lay the Etch-a-Sketch monitor flat on its back, get two paddles and a ping-pong ball, and rig a net across the monitor.
- the keyboard keys have Sanskrit characters on them.
- it doesn’t have a modem, but uses smoke signals (the ultimate in a wireless connection).
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posted by Lefty at 3:02 PM
8 Comments:
well, i'm sure it's better for the environment that way. Except maybe for the smoke signals. Ed Beagly Jr. would love you.
Oh geez.
Were you thinking of that while watching UCLA?
I heard Sanskrit is making a comeback so pretty soon you are going to be ahead of the curve.
now that was funny.
you have steam power??? That's more advanced than my hamster wheel.
Oh, I thought the keys would be tied to a bird's tail and as you typed it would peck/carve the letters into a tablet of stone - like on the Flintstones!
Steam power, or well-trained monkeys?
lm--I do have an environmentally friendly computer, but I make up for it by renting out my back yard as a haz mat landfill.
dover--hmmm...
brandy--finally! I'm ahead of the curve.
mel--thank you, ma'am.
dc--do you have to run on the wheel yourself, or do you have an actual hamster?
g-dog--I'll be upgrading to the pecking bird soon.
lv--I keep Love Monkey and Space Monkey Pants chained to my desk to provide the battery backup.
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