Vote for Me Early and Often

Reasons why the world would be a better place if I were Supreme Ruler of Everything:

• Three separate handles on every faucet--hot, cold and beer.
• Every day would be Tuesday.
• My capitol city and palace would be located in Nampa, Idaho.
• Women would not be required to wear tops...or bottoms.
• All automobile air fresheners would smell like me.
• One television station would be completely devoted to reruns of Hee Haw.
• All fast food places would serve liver and onions.
• All civil court cases would be decided by a dance off.
• Flying cars for everyone!