Reasons why the world would be a better place if I were Supreme Ruler of Everything:
- Three separate handles on every faucet--hot, cold and beer.
- Every day would be Tuesday.
- My capitol city and palace would be located in Nampa, Idaho.
- Women would not be required to wear tops...or bottoms.
- All automobile air fresheners would smell like me.
- One television station would be completely devoted to reruns of Hee Haw.
- All fast food places would serve liver and onions.
- All civil court cases would be decided by a dance off.
- Flying cars for everyone!
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