Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Vote for Me Early and Often

Reasons why the world would be a better place if I were Supreme Ruler of Everything:
  • Three separate handles on every faucet--hot, cold and beer.
  • Every day would be Tuesday.
  • My capitol city and palace would be located in Nampa, Idaho.
  • Women would not be required to wear tops...or bottoms.
  • All automobile air fresheners would smell like me.
  • One television station would be completely devoted to reruns of Hee Haw.
  • All fast food places would serve liver and onions.
  • All civil court cases would be decided by a dance off.
  • Flying cars for everyone!

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11 Comments:

Blogger SWF41 said...

Okay, I actually *like* liver and onions, but....dude. Have you taken your meds recently?

:-)

9:12 AM  
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9:13 AM  
Blogger SWF41 said...

oops

9:13 AM  
Anonymous g-dog said...

One angry judge forced the two sides of a case that would never come to agreement on simple administrative issues to resolve their current disagreement via a Rock-Paper-Scissors contest! So, as an alternative to the dance-off, there is the judicially sanctified R-P-S option!

Also - are men required to wear tops? bottoms?

Some of us may like a 4th faucet for chocolate.

Respectfully submitted for your supreme consideration...

5:19 AM  
Blogger Bre said...

If every day is Tuesday, how will I watch Grey's Anatomy?

You've lost my vote!

7:52 AM  
Blogger brandy said...

I was going to say the same thing, but about "the Office". But I do appreciate the idea of 'dance off' rulings. That just seems like the best idea since the invention of velcro.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous xboxgirl said...

I would vote for you Sir Lefty Supreme Ruler of Everything {I just hope you smell nice}.

And I would happily eat onions at fast food places {because many times I've asked for extra onions but ended up geting no onions, so it would be a welcome change} but the liver I would just save up for some cute meat-eating reptile.

3:11 PM  
Blogger little miss mel said...

um, I can't do hee haw, not even once.

help.

we are being invaded by a boobman.

9:40 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

I don't know about supreme ruler. But you did win an award over at my blog! :)

11:26 AM  
Blogger Lefty said...

swf--what happened? why the "oops"?

g-dog--OF COURSE men are required to wear bottoms. I don't want to see that!

bre--dvr Gray's; then watch it on Tuesday.

brandy--that reminds me. I'd outlaw velcro.

xbox--sorry, I don't smell nice.

mel--you're not calling me a boob, are you? Remember, I'm the Supreme Ruler of Everything.

tink--again, thanks!

1:03 PM  
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