Giving My Wife a Good Ribbing
My wife is back in town, her mother is doing better, and I have clean underwear again. All is well in the world. Except...
My wife was sitting on the floor in front of the couch doing her cross-stitch while we watched the baseball game. (Thank heavens for a woman who loves baseball!) She turned to push herself up and made a terrible shrieking noise--obvious pain.
It was still so bad the next day that she went to the doctor for help. They took x-rays and, wouldn’t you know it, she had dislocated a rib. By getting up off the floor. Who knew you could dislocate a rib? That’s like dislocating your head. Or your butt. A rib?
First, she goes to the hospital for high blood pressure. Then her mother has a stroke. Now a dislocated rib. What’s next?
Maybe I shouldn’t have asked that question.
My wife was sitting on the floor in front of the couch doing her cross-stitch while we watched the baseball game. (Thank heavens for a woman who loves baseball!) She turned to push herself up and made a terrible shrieking noise--obvious pain.
It was still so bad the next day that she went to the doctor for help. They took x-rays and, wouldn’t you know it, she had dislocated a rib. By getting up off the floor. Who knew you could dislocate a rib? That’s like dislocating your head. Or your butt. A rib?
First, she goes to the hospital for high blood pressure. Then her mother has a stroke. Now a dislocated rib. What’s next?
Maybe I shouldn’t have asked that question.
Labels: baseball, dislocations, wife
posted by Lefty at 4:40 PM
10 Comments:
i sure hope we don't find out..
It was probably the one she inherited from Adam.
Damn all men!
(kidding!)
I'll be hoping you don't have an answer for that question any time soon!
I blame the cross stitch. I hear it increases the chances of contracting the herpes virus too.
OUCH! I did not know that was even possible. I did have a Polish lab mate that tried to tell me that I could hurt my girlie parts (and possibly sterilize myself) by lifting something too heavy. "ow, I think I pulled my fallopian tube!"
Here's wishing her a speedy recovery.
siz and bre--so far, so good; I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
swf--we all know you're not kidding.
monkey--funny, my wife DOES have herpes.
g-dog--thanks to your "fallopian tube" line, my desk is now covered in snot.
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