Monday, March 12, 2007

Separated at Birth?

There is a Korean woman who works in the same building I do. She is probably in her 50s. The other day, we passed one another and she said, “You’re so clean cut. You look like Jesus.”

That is definitely not the look I was going for.

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Blogger brandy said...

lol that was hilarious! Who says things like that?!

4:19 PM  
Blogger Eileen Dover said...


Which Jesus?

Christian Jesus? (Scruffy hair, ratty beard?)

Or Catholic Jesus? (Straightened hair, soft face, praying.)

5:14 PM  
Blogger Bre said...

Yes but think of how many women you can take credit for pleasuring... they all yell out "Jesus!" after all....

7:24 PM  
Blogger LVGurl said...

Jesus had a reverse mullet?

9:17 PM  
Blogger LVGurl said...

In an unrelated matter...
You should stop mentioning cats in your blog, because of your highly targeted Google ads are for cat music, cat haircuts and cat condos.

9:20 PM  
Blogger Sizzle said...

i suffered through 13 years of catholic school and never once did i think of Jesus as clean cut.

i am laughing so hard at this post.

9:39 PM  
Blogger SWF41 said...

Jesus is clean-cut?

Is she talking about the died-for-our-sins Jesus or Jesus, the guy who does the gardening?

11:08 AM  
Blogger little miss mel said...

Does Jesus truly look like a pale guy from somewhere west of the Rockies? I thought he was tan and from somewhere far from here. hmmm.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Lefty said...

brandy--a person who REALLY loves Jesus.

Dover--actually, it is the Korean Jesus; he's one clean cut guy.

(And aren't Catholics also Christian?)

bre--unfortunately, no one ever said that in my presence!

LV#1--that cracked me up.

LV#2--you're right about the c-a-t thing; who would have known there are so many c-a-t-related products?

sizzle--neither did I until yesterday.

swf--that's a good question; I'll ask her when I see her again.

mel--who are you calling pale? Oh, me? Never mind, then. Carry on.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous sammie said...

Haha. That's hilarious.

But, maybe she meant you looked like Jesus as in someone with that Spanish name. You know, the one pronounced, "hey-zeus"?

I mean, you did say you looked like the guy on the Tapatio bottle. Must be the Spanish in you.

Just trying to help out! :P

4:23 PM  
Blogger Lefty said...

sammie--The odd thing about the Tapatio guy is that he doesn't look remotely Hispanic. He's just some white guy in an ugly suit and a bit sombrero.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Lefty said...

a BIG sombrero; sorry

1:04 PM  

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